Kathy Moser: Music
The Weather Man
The Weather Man
The weather man’s making me crazy
I was so normal before
Why is there a channel for weather
When it’s right outside everyone’s door
I want my Tuesday refunded
I did what they said, I got burned
I stayed home the whole day for nothing
I wrote this song and I learned that
The reason they call it the weather
Is they don’t know whether or not,
it will rain or will snow or be sunny
whether it will be cold or be hot
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When they predict the precipitation
Causing the cancelization
of all of the transportation
across this whole damn nation
when they talk and they talk all day
the only nice thing I can sayis my what an imagination
I wish they’d take their medication
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Why not a channel for grass
Is it growing slow or fast
How bout a channel for air
How else will we know that it’s there
When there’s something that you need to know
When you’re getting ready to go
look outside and see what you see
and then act accordingly
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